Monday, December 29, 2003

Farmers and your local meteorologist are Terror Suspects

Just when you think it really couldn't get any more FBI warning to keep the proles on their tippy toes:

The FBI (news - web sites) is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.

In a bulletin sent Christmas Eve to about 18,000 police organizations, the FBI said terrorists may use almanacs "to assist with target selection and pre-operational planning."
Does that include employees of The Weather Channel, and Weather Underground? What about viewers of The Weather Channel? That's gotta be several million almanac-type people right there. Doh! But wait...what if...what if the FBI themselves used almanacs?

At some point, hopefully, Bill O'Leilly himself will start to feel like a tool being used by 'the man' and will begin to denounce the Bush gubment's scare tactics.

Truely comical...

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