R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet Sing-Along, 2008

Legit.

I didn't know about Trapped in the Clauset.

It's like going to a self-help meeting. We're all massive Trapped in the Closet fans, and this is the one time each year we can just go all-out.

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The security/door people at Mezzanine were complete assholes. It was crazy raining and cold out in SF, and people had been standing in line for 30 or more minutes - most with umbrellas, but most still managing to get plenty cold and get plenty soaked by the rain. I saw some people soaked and shivering. And the Mezzanine dudes were turning people away saying, "Leave. We're all filled up. You're all wasting your time." After fifteen minutes of fucking with us, they finally let those of still still standing there in, and said 'Standing room only.' So the fuck what, assholes? There was so much room in there. So, we had a great time. Fuck the door-losers. I feel bad for all the people that left after the god-complexers starting getting off on their "you're wasting your time" routine.