Monday, April 21, 2008

Lacrosse is a stupid sport

Yes - I like to make highly-intelligent, succinct pronouncements on this blog.

Lacrosse has always irked me. It's a lame attempt at being useless. It's boring. The 'twirling of the stick' routine, while obviously the most annoying aspect of the game, also appears to be the only potentially-enjoyable part of the game. Centripetal force? Wow. Pretty exciting. When you're five.

But, since it was invented by the victims of genocide, we'll let it stick around for a while longer.

89 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are a fucking dumbass. what sport do you play? try playing lacrosse before you bash it buddy, its one of the most physically demanding sports out there and if you played you would go crying back to your mommy after getting laid out.

Peter said...

man, just go ahead and get yourself a baton and some pom-pons - you know you want to.

i don't particularly care that people want to twirl sticks around, i'm just not interested in seeing it on tv when i'm trying to watch sports.

cheerleading, lacrosse, golf - it's all the same.

at least golf requires a bit of skill.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with you. Lacrosse seems lame and is quite boring to watch on television.

I'd much rather watch football.

And as for Mr. Anonymous, you're a fucking tool. Why waste your time commenting on someone's blog just because you don't share the same views? Now go back to pulling yourself around the room tough guy.

-Brandi

amount said...

Lacrosee ( the cross....what the hell?) Is a sport for guys that think they are beyond football and baseball because they are just so tough and raised in sooooo upper class... actually its FOR PUSSIES THAT CANT PLAY HOCKEY AND WANT TO PLEASE THEIR DECK SHOE WEARING PARENTS BIFF AND FIFI

Anonymous said...

when you say there is no skill to lacrosse it shows you really are ignorant to this sport. i truly do not believe for a second any average joe could pick up a stick and pick a corner of a lacrosse goal and have that shot be at a speed needed to get by a goalie. and take note, all this is happening while 6 defenders carrying 6ft metal shafts are trying to stop you.

i see no reason to call lacrosse a lame sport that requires no skill.

Anonymous said...

Well I mean I don't play lacrosse. It's not the sport that I don't like. I think the stick tricks and fast speed are actually pretty cool. But, sometimes lacrosse players get cocky and think it's the best sport ever made. And it's okay to like your sport, but don't go around dissing baseball, football, soccer. Especially not soccer. Because basically lacrosse is close to soccer. You have a grass covered field. Two goals. Goalies. A ball is passed from teamate to teamate. You try to get the ball past the goalee. Lacrosse is basically soccer with a smaller ball, sticks, helmets, and a mouthpiece.

What I really noticed is that lacrosse players kinda look all the same. They either have one more of these things: gaping mouth(which makes them seek retarded), wavy hair that flips up, wear a beaded necklace or wristband or (LAX) band. They kinda talk the same too. "Hey bro wazzup?" "Nothin' bro see that baseball faggot over there?" "Yeah baseball sux"

I mean the sport abbreviation is stupid. It's such a physically exhausting sport, yet it's called lax. And it isn't the hardest sport. Hockey is probably hardest. Because you have to be able to skate and deal with other players while trying to steal the puck.

If the majority of lacrosse players weren't dicks, it would be a better recepted sport.

laxstitute37 said...

dude, wtf lax is fucking chill as hell. the best sport ever made hands down. i'd like to see you try it. you'll fail.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha that last comment proves lacrosse right there. Your a dumbass. You probably cant even spell lacrosse without looking it up first. I've played football,soccer,basketball, and I still play baseball. Everyone who wasn't good at any of those above sports is now on the lacrosse team. It would take a lacrosse player 10 years to get to the skill level I am with baseball. But it would take less than 1/10th that time for me to become a good lacrosse player.

Anonymous said...

Lacroose is for babies. All the people who play it at my school are nerds who have never played a real sport. So what you get hit with sticks the whole time? That really makes you strong and cool. It's not like you're wearing pads or anything. Baseball is a much harder sport that takes extreme skill and ability. It doesn't matter if they aren't running around No queríamos despedirnos hoy sin compartir con ustedes un vídeo con imágenes del concierto de hoy en Bogotá our lacrosse team without even playing the game before. And watch the lacrosse team play our baseball team in baseball? They wouldn't even get a hit off of us. And they wouldnt even be able to pitch the ball over the plate. Everyone out there who plays lacrosse just wants to be cool. But they could never last in a real sport...because in real sports you don't just get to run around hitting people and looking stupid. You actually have to use your brain.

Anonymous said...

my mom thinks tht lacrosse is a good sport but all it is som fags running around wishing they could play a real sport like soccer basketball or football

Anonymous said...

I grew up playing lacrosse and my son plays lacrosse at one of the Baltimore private schools famous for lacrosse. I know the game. Having said that I hate the sport compared to almost all others. I have a few key reasons for not liking the game. First, the rules are applied inconsistently by referees at all levels and even within games. An example is illegal hits and slashing. What one ref calls illegal is legal to another. Plus, if the player with the ball ducks down or falls, the defender is often called for a foul. Another stupid rule is that you get the ball if you shoot and miss and have a player closer to the ball when it goes out. This is a ridiculous rule. I have seen horrific shots and the offense gets the ball back. Perhaps increase the size of the goal 1 foot on each post and then just give the ball to the defense if the offense cannot put it on goal. A third reason I don't like the sport is the constant stoppages. There are too many substitutions and time outs. This makes it a sport more coach focused and that is not entertaining to me at all. It brings in coach's egos and tactics instead of those of the players. The last reason I don't like it has more to do with the culture. Even around here where it is so 'popular' it has the highest drop out year to year of any sport. Kids basically don't really like the sport. I think that has more to do with those involved in the sport as adults and how they run practices and games as much as anything.

Anonymous said...

I'm not going to curse on a blog, but sorry lax fans...your sport is quite stupid, good athletes skip it over for the others, and don't ever expect it to even become as popular as soccer in America. Great for cardio and being a douchebag who thinks they are tough but would get pummelled to hell by the majority of football or hockey players, and not nearly as much skill is required as baseball or soccer (good soccer, not MLS people) or even nascar for that matter (which isn't a sport, but a competition. why are people so defensive and can't deal with the more accurate term? It applies to bowling, golf, darts, etc.) If it were a cool sport and there was any real market for it, all the suburban yuppie surfer kids would be replaced by the multitude of NFL defensive backs that got cut that year. Yes, they are all faster, stronger, and tougher than you my lax-loving douchebag friend.

Anonymous said...

I play lacrosse and if your dissing it for needing no skill to play i would want to see you play if it takes no skill then get decked out oh and try contantly running fast for 45-60 minutes while getting around defenders,passing,shooting,etc

Anonymous said...

First of all Lacrosse is a extremely hard sport to play. I have played for 6 years. Yes their are some douches on the team, but you have to ignore them. Lacrosse is a lot more challenging sport then baseball, in which you can be fat and still play it, use steroids so they don't have balls, and wear stupid uniforms that look like tights. Not to mention baseball is long and boring as hell.

Anonymous said...

I'v played baseball, basketball, football, soccer and lacrosse. the only one i was ever bad at was basketball, but thats cuz im white hahaha. but i still enjoy lacrosse most, i dont like how people say all lacrosse players are douches when its really not true. cuz people hate on me everyday yet i never even said its the best sport in the world, i just simply enjoy it over the rest.

Everyone stop hating on eachothers sports cuz some people are just made for different things, cuz lacrosse takes massive hand eye coordination while running and stamina, football takes great agility and strength, and soccer needs amazing footwork and stamina, but baseball i was not fond of... its waaaayy to slow but takes thinking, sorry to hate baseball, but i was even pticher for 5 years and i still hated it:P

Anonymous said...

I am using my iphone to order a lacrosse sticker for my Mercedes. I will affix it right next to my Harvard sticker (I have never known anywone that actually went). Oops just spilled my Starbucks while running over some kid on a bike. Who cares? I am headed to yoga. My husband? He is with his secretary. Luckily television tells me that I am doing the right thing..ahh the american dream!

Anonymous said...

ihaveplayed baseball and lacrosse. last comment is right. Baseball is a thinking sport... kind of tricky for lacrosse players. I think that any sport FOR THE RIGHT REASONS...love of the game..etc is great. No sport is "superior" and even "competition" as someone labled Nascar is loved by many. At least because they actually like it and not what the socio economic class it symbolizes. So sad that kids are follwing adults into a lifetime of fakeing it.

Anonymous said...

1.) The twisting of the stick is not to look cool or be annoying, but it helps keep the ball in the stick.
2.) Lacrosse would definitely be classified as a sport. You can see why NASCAR or golf would be questioned since they don't require much physical exertion, but lacrosse is fast, physical, requires teamwork and defense. So it defiantly fits the requirements for being a sport.
3.) Most importantly not everyone who plays it is one of those douchebags, that is a minority really. I have short hair, I don't own any muscle shirts or lax shorts, I never wear sunglasses, I don't use bro or chill in every sentence, I don't think my sport is superior to all, and I come from a very middle class family, I'm not a rich brat.

Anonymous said...

I play Lacrosse, im on defense, and i have to say this sport is very fun, but it really is not a big commitment. I go to catholic high school, here in Colorado, where our lacrosse team is, well, the laughing stock of the school, or at least it is the least respected of our sports (even girls golf and cross-country get more praise than we do, no offense). About half of the guys on our team just started playing the sport as freshmen, with no experience before-hand, so all we have to rely on are our seniors, who are normally decent, and the few guys throughout the team who have some real skill and knowledge of the game. We have to play 5a and 4a public school teams who have hundreds of boys tryout every year for their team, and my school is only 2a. Our best season was last year with a score of 4-9. EVEN IN SUCH MODEST LEVELS OF LACROSSE, THERE ARE STILL DOUCHEBAGS PARTICIPATING.Yeah alot of our lacrosse players don't play other sports that well, but does that make them pussies? no. Everyone's good at something.

Even after all of the poor playing conditions for my team, after all the shit we've taken from the baseball team, we continue to play, we can't help it. Lacrosse is addicting, come springtime. Yeah, I'll admit, it's not fun to watch at all (except college playoffs) and this sport does not require years of learning and development like so many other sports do, but it is a sport, no matter what you say. I apologize to you baseball players who have been victims of douchbaggery by my fellow "lax bros." I'll also admit it, baseball is harder and more athletically demanding... but is it funner? That will forever remain debatable. But seriously, if you want to deny Lacrosse as a sport, then you may as well not consider Soccer or Hockey a sport, since they share so many of the same concepts.

Anonymous said...

How is lacrosse stupid? Honestly the only sport that I can think of that might be more physically demanding would be football.
It's a lot harder (and more fun) than sports like baseball. Because in baseball all you do is Stan there with a bat and wait for a fucking ball to come. How is that fun?
There's a shit ton of sprinting and dodges that take place in lacrosse, which add to the thrill of the game and the most classic parts of a sport; athleticism and challenge
So i honestly think you should try the Sport before you get all high and Mighty and say how dumb of a
Sport it is. Honestly just shut up.

Anonymous said...

And the person that was shitting on the etymology of lacrosse, it doesn't mean "the cross". It's French for the cane. Because French settlers were the first to actually witness the game excluding native Americans. They called it that because the sticks the Indians used looked like canes.

And yeah, like somebody else said before, not everyone is a stick up deuchebag that says bro and chill in every sentence. I also come from a very middle class family. I play for my public high school team. I live in New Hampshire. You're just an idiot for saying that. You probably just got all your little facts from mlib.com

Anonymous said...

I agree. While I realize it's physically demanding and not simple, it's a fad. It started gaining popularity over the last couple of years and everyone that plays thinks they're sooo cool. They're pretty much sport hipsters.

Anonymous said...

I typed into Google the term "lacrosse is stupid" and found this site at the number one spot.

Great read! lol!

Anonymous said...

Let's get this out of the way first. All the majors sports are great in their own unique way. The only problem I have with lacrosse is the "lifestyle" of the sport and how at my school, everyone who gets cut from the other sport teams join lacrosse. Also how those who join lacrosse hate every other sport and feel like they have to prove that their sport is better. I play baseball and all I do is stand up for it when the lax bros who smoke weed all day pick on it. That is not a stereotype, at my school 100% true. Stop picking on baseball. It's been America's pastime for 100 years and now in the instant gratification era it sucks? Those who don't like baseball usually don't have patience in life and WANT THEIR XBOX NOW. That's my 2 cents on the situation.

Connor E said...

Haha thanks for calling us "fags" but we really aren't. I've played football, soccer, baseball, basketball, and hell I've even played tennis but I think Tht I have enjoyed lacrosse the most. I think that it is low class to call us "fags" and assume that we are all dumb jocks, or just nerds that can't play other sports. There is not a single kid on my lacrosse team who doesn't play another sport like football, baseball, basketball, etc. and do we have all played these "real" sports. Lacrosse is as "real" as any sport out there and requires high skill and endurance. In case you haven't noticed, I use correct grammar and am not some stupid "fag".
Respectfully Submitted,
Connor E.

Anonymous said...

ive played lacrosse for three years and football for two. Both on varsity for a couple years. both have their own ways of aggresiveness, but lacrosse is much harder to play and better than any other sport of my exp. hands down.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE A GAH GAY ASS HOE LACROSSE IS BETTER THAN ANY SPORT U PLAY ASSHOLE GO TRY IT GAP MEMBER GAP STANDS FOR GAY AMERICAN PRIDE

Anonymous said...

All i can say is tennis Im a nigga who plays tennis and us niggas have it tuff so tennis is the best sport

Anonymous said...

lacrosse is the dumbest sport yet. It takes no skill and probably never will all it is, is a bunch of arrogant pigs hitting each other with metal spears wishing it was their dicks I have always hated lacrosse and anyone who plays lacrosse should probably try a real sport like football or hockey

Anonymous said...

God damn, everyone knows lacrosse if for the kids who suck dick at every other sport and they play lacrosse. Its a bunch of little pussies who suck st real sports (football, hockey, baseball) Theres a reason these sports dont have to be called "the fastet growing sport" and thats because people play and like real sports

that kid said...

How do you sound? I've played almost all sports, both lacrosse and baseball. The problem with baseball was that it did in fact get very boring, I did enjoy it though because it was the only spring sport I knew of, other than soccer. Once I switched to lacrosse it became very clear to me that lacrosse was better. Also, at my school, with the exception of a couple guys, the baseball players are lazy as shit. Some of my friends play baseball and they are always complaining about stuff like "we had to run like six sprints for forgetting baseball pants" for lacrosse we did 10 sprints as a warmup for practice. Also there is a reason that lacrosse is easy to pick up....it's because about 90 percent of sports are based off lacrosse. Lacrosse is Americas oldest sport, not baseball. Baseball is a pastime, lacrosse is a sport

nick said...

lacrosse is gay. learn to skate, play a real sport. or maybe you like handling big sticks and running around like a fag. suck one you and all other lacrosse players are useless and nobody cares about your pathetic so called "sport". ha you make me laugh at your preppie popped collar bullshit. i wish i could meet you cause i'd love to kick the shit out of you.

nick said...

everyone please stop comparing football (soccer to you ignorants) with lacrosse. not even in the same ballpark. football is the most demanding sport for fitness, agility, skill and tactics bar none. superior to all other sports in every aspect. can you ball your hardest for 90 minutes STRAIGHT? probably not. the reason football isn't as popular in america is because most of you are fat and lazy and rely on stupid sports that either constantly turn left or have stoppage every three minutes. grow a pair and try to get with the rest of the world and be real altheletes then maybe you wouldn't be hated so much because of the holier than thou attitude.

anonymous said...

If you haven't noticed lacrosse takes a ton of skill, you have to have speed,agility,aim,and stamina! Also, you have to have really good stick skills. And fyi lacrosse is really interesting. One day when lacrosse is popular, you'll see it on tv and a bunch of other stuff. And if you havent noticed lax players are really cute! anonymous who said lacrosse couldn't stand a chance well most likely you think lacrosse is bad because you dont know what its like! i play lacrosse, i've only played for 3 years and i LOVE lacrosse. It is like my whole life planned out for me! Lacrosse takes skill and speed, you need to try it before you talk bad about it. I wait all summer to go back to lacrosse! When you play lacrosse for as long as i have then you can talk about lacrosse all you want but most likely you'd LOVE it!!

anonymous said...

you think lacrosse doesn't mean you have to work hard well my UNDER 11 team won a game with a score of 17-1. plus on my team we have some under 9. so you might want to rethink what you've said. I know a ton of lacrosse boys(fyi not lacrosse guy im happily a lacrosse girl) and no they dont all say bro and chill out. they work and work to improve. i am commiting my WHOLE summer to lacrosse because its sooooooooo fun so if you want to talk bad about lacrosse, first get off your butt and try it!!!! this is story you've made up is all lies!

Anonymous said...

Dude fuck all of you id take straight knuckle boxing any day

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
you are a fucking dumbass. what sport do you play? try playing lacrosse before you bash it buddy, its one of the most physically demanding sports out there and if you played you would go crying back to your mommy after getting laid out."

If you think lacrosse is physically demanding go down to a race track and get some seat time in a single seater racing car or shifter kart. Put 50 people around you all traveling at speeds where if you make a mistake you have a high chance of dying and then come talk to me.

Whens the last time a Lacrosse player burned alive on the field?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWksORxA9l0

Anonymous said...

Formula 1 drivers and NASCAR drivers are known to lose about 8-10 lbs of sweat in a 150-200 mile race. Motor racing is extremely physically demanding if not the most physically demanding sport on the planet because of one thing: G-Force.

Modern single seater racing cars are capable of 5-6 G's of sustained cornering and can slow down from 200mph to 0mph in under 3-4 seconds. This isn't a lot compared to the 100G's seen regularly in football, but keep in mind you are having to do this while controlling something that essentially wants to spin out, go into a wall, and kill you.

Football impact G-forces from a tackle can be anywhere from 80-100 G's of impact. When a Formula 1 car crashes into a wall the body can experience up to 214G's.

Now add to the fact you have hot exhaust pipes and highly flammable fuels on board and you start to see the severity of your situation.

I'm not saying football guys don't take hits and I would not want to get hit by a pro ball player, but Football and Motor racing compared to Lacrosse are way more exciting in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

The person that said 90% of sports are modeled off of lacrosse is a moron, and I come from a family of lacrosse players. grandpa won ncaa championship and brother did. That being said it still pains me to watch a game

Anonymous said...

My son plays box lacrosse and Field lacrosse in Canada, he also plays Football when it comes down to playing the game, Lacrosse is faster and tougher, Football is a very slow game but he still enjoys playing all sports. My comment is for anyone who says any sport is Gay, choose a sport you love to play, work hard 47and who gives a shit what other people think

Anonymous said...

Something tells me Nick is on the couch with a bag of chips in one hand and his dick in the other

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure baseball is a lot harder sport then lax, baseball is a LOSEING sport you can never win. Try to hit a 90 mph baseball out its the hardest thing to do

Anonymous said...

You probably got rocked as a pitcher. So you went to lax to start hitting the people that used to hot of you

Anonymous said...

I used to play football and I used to wrestle, I was a starter on the wrestling team and backup on the football team in ninth grade. In tenth I quit both to play Lacrosse expecting I would start because I thought it was an easy sport, well, its not. At all. As for hitting a 90 mph fastball, try saving a 90 mph curveball. Thats what goalies do... and about the "Lax bros", every sport has its goons, football players think they're more athletic than everyone, wrestlers think they're tougher than everyone, baseball players think they're cooler than everyone. They're all just stereotypes made from a few people.

Anonymous said...

Oh and I have a faster mile than any of the baseball players or football players in my PES class, a higher bench, a higher squat, and a higher clean. And yes a bunch of lame kids who couldnt make other sports come out to play lacrosse, but thats how the sport grows.

Anonymous said...

Salt Lake City, UT. A variable enclave for the ever present Rich Boy Hipster. In this sea of popped collars, one sport seems to be the pastime of choice. I hate Rich Boy Hipseters. Lacrosse is the new Horse Polo.

Anonymous said...

Lacrosse is demanding and tough to play i played baseball and it was fun but it is a slow pace that almost anyone with any sense at all could play i have worked for 5 years to accomplish my lacrosse skills and it wasn't easy so all im saying is that you can play whatever you want to and think whatever you want to but before you go bad mouthing something try it see how you like it and you might not feel the same way

Anonymous said...

those who say lacrosse is useless ask yourself one question, have you ever played real lacrosse i agree that it may be uninteresting to watch but it is very fun to play and if anything else is said i will personally come and shove all 7 of my lacrosse sticks (2 long-poles and 5 short sticks) up your ass so far you will cough up the mesh from them. tood-a-loo

Anonymous said...

something tells me nick doesnt do anything but just wants to be a super douche and make everyone feel fat.

Anonymous said...

Damned brits........

Anonymous said...

Okay i have played basketball football soccer and other sports but i have to say that lacrosse is the most fun sport that i have played and it takes alot of skill so unless you have played for at least a season on a lacrosse team then you cant say its gay or stupid or for pussies or whatever because you have no experience with the game so before you bash on lacrosse get your hand off of your dick close the porn tab get out there get on a team and play then see how you like lacrosse and its not for pussies ive seen bad injuries from lacrosse because people get hit in the neck and people slash which is like taking a baseball swing at someone with your stick and its pretty physically demanding so if you can sprint back and forth on a sixty foot feild while kepping the ball in your stick while getting hit by other people and you didnt even break a sweat then say its easy

Anonymous said...

^no shit not sixty foot sixty yard

Anonymous said...

With that description football isn't a real sport either lax is just fuck ng awsome baseball is fucking gay as shit all you do is throw the ball and swing a bat its not demanding at all its gay I've played it before you need no athletic ability no strenghth nothing you just have to be a whiny little unathletic bitch who goes around trying to shit on other sports cause yours sucks I play football and lax and have played soccer and baseball I hate baseball its stupid and boring soccer I like its fun fast paced but nothing compares to lax unlike baseball it demands something of you

Anonymous said...

Football players and hockey players aren't that tough so fuck you I know a lot of them and they're not tough and hockey players are even bigger douchebags than us lax players and a lot of football players are just assholes to everyone so fuck you maybe play these aports and you'll see what im talking about by the way lax players are among the fastest and best conditioned athletes around

Anonymous said...

Try shooting a lax ball 111mph you fucking faggot

Anonymous said...

to anyone who says that lacrosse is the best sport ever i totally agree with u. NOT! Lacrosse is the new . . . the new . . . i dont even know because ive never seen a sport that is a bigger waste of time the only reason lacrosse is a sport is because it was made up by genocide victims (see above). i dont even know why i am wasting my finger strength and risking arthritis to write this. Advice to all lacrosse players: GROW A PAIR OF BALLS LIKE A REAL MAN AND PLAY A REAL FREAKING SPORT!
~President Barack Obama

Anonymous said...

Thank you. Fuck those baseball players who enjoy swinging their wood at some balls. Pussies. There is no physical contact. What a bunch of bitches.

Anonymous said...

In lacrosse you have to constantly run, non-stop while being smacked with metal stick and guys trying to steal the ball away from you..dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Fuck yeah^

Anonymous said...

Lacrosse is a sport that actaully requires physical activity, and you sir play baseball which means you can't run fuck face...

Anonymous said...

I'm not going to lie I've never played lacrosse. Who knows it could be fun as hell. But to be honest I have seen lax games and it doesn't require near as much contact as football. Most lacrosse players I KNOW are snobby as hell to but I don't know about all other lax players. Based on the context of sports, baseball is the sport which requires the most PURE skill and concentration. Try hitting a baseball being thrown 90 miles per hour. It is more than simply a guy throwing a ball to another guy. You have to be prepared at every moment in the infield, if you make an error you have screwed your team. I have never played, but based off observations I believe baseball is the most purely skilled sport.

Anonymous said...

Ok I play baseball because its fun lax is stupid as shit. U wear pads to prefect yourself because ur a pussy. Most lax player started out playing baseball it was too hard for them so they went to go and play gay lax. I played lax and by mid season of my first year I was scoring 3-4 goals per game. It takes no skill at all. It's just a bunch of dumbasses getting an excuse to hit each other. A lax player couldn't get to the skill I am at right now in ten years

Anonymous said...

Ok I play baseball because its fun lax is stupid as shit. U wear pads to prefect yourself because ur a pussy. Most lax player started out playing baseball it was too hard for them so they went to go and play gay lax. I played lax and by mid season of my first year I was scoring 3-4 goals per game. It takes no skill at all. It's just a bunch of dumbasses getting an excuse to hit each other. A lax player couldn't get to the skill I am at right now in ten years

Anonymous said...

I know right if you're a baseball fan hating on lacrosse thurs a good chance you're suffering from something called "child obesity" and the fit baseball players don't have a problem. Many of them are angry because lacrosse is Getty almost 2x more popular every year and base ball gets less popular. Face the facts lacrosse will be more popular than baseball in 15~20 years

Anonymous said...

Couldn't of said it better. Haters keep on hating. Cuz people that actually play lax will fuck all you pussy ass baseball players up.

Anonymous said...

Try and use grammar check, that might serve you better when exclaiming that you "use correct grammar". Try again, Connor E. The only sport that I cannot stand is Lacrosse. For whatever reason here in Canada, this is our national summer sport. I have to say; I beleive our legislature made a mistake with this choice... Girls Volleyball, makes sence, good looking Canadian girls wearing just about thier birthday suit. You've got to love Canadian girls. All Canadians will agree with me when I say that hockey is a true National Sport and Lacrosse is not. We watch Football in summer! Not Lacrosse. Maybe try hockey Connor E. Good luck plaing a "real" sport.

Anonymous said...

Didnt read anything past Private School. See; preppy fucks!

Anonymous said...

Goof

Anonymous said...

OOOOOOH IM A NOT LACROSSE PLAYER BUT I LOVE IT WHEN POLES GO DEEP IN MY ASS, ESPECIALLY THE LONG ONES. MY FRIEND PLAYS LACROSSE AND HE SHOVED HIS POLE SO FAR UP MY ASS THAT THE MESH AND TONS OF CUM CAME OUT TOO.

Anonymous said...

Basketball niggaz

Anonymous said...

I haven´t tried lacrosse before in my life, and I dont have the "outstanding condition" players said to have,still this a bourgeois lame sport, easy and simple as fuck,, actually lacrosse is the fancy form of the egg and spoon game. this sport should be only for kids.

Charles Renner said...

I notice its mostly baseball players hating' on Lax ( yes it is normal to call it that ) . Is that jealously
because lacrosse is FUN and Baseball is NOT? I played Football is high school and college , wrestled in high school and ran track. Played Lacrosse and Rugby in college. Rugby and wrestling are by far the hardest sports ( even harder than soccer for conditioning). Football is the most intense but you do get that great team experience. Lets face is baseball isn't hard ( witness the millions of beer swilling potbellied softball players out there) Baseball IS hard to master and unfortunately is just boring. Lax is not the hardest but it is damn fun to play. Playing lacrosse is like playing guitar is pretty easy to play OK its really hard to play Great . I too noted some Douche bags. Honestly no more than I noted in other sports BUT there were more prep school graduates in lacrosse ( most great guys) and when you are a public school douche bag you are just an asshole but when you are a PREP school douche bag you are REEAALLY unbearable.

Anonymous said...

I play lacrosse but I'm only a sophmore in high school. I personally enjoy other sports and lacrosse is my Passion. Where I'm from everyone who plays in a team sport have their heads up their ass thinking they are so much better than everybody else. Our little lacrosse program brought good views to our school by graduating Student Athletes at a 4.0 G.P.A. we are all Latino and we don't have wavy hair and speak like a surfer. We say "welcome to our lacrosse program" with open arms to show true sportsmanship to our younger class men. Here lacrosse teaches us to be the example and not the acception.

Anonymous said...

My cousin died playing lacrosse. Here in New Hampshire high school lacrosse is played by crazy hillbilly mother fuckers who just want to hit someone and hate everyone. The wanna be 'Lax Bros' are the dumbasses that get their cleats shit in. There's one rich sawed off little runt on my team that now one likes, but he's a good player. Rape, pillage and burn...

Anonymous said...

yeah lacrosse is for faggots and wannabe 8 year old boys

Anonymous said...

Yeah because I would rather like to go hit balls with a metal dildo then actually hitting someone on a lacrosse field.

Anonymous said...

Those of you who say requires endurance are morons. A couple positions require some endurance, but not at all comparable to something like soccer. yes, it requires more endurance than baseball (duh) and more than many positions in football, but don't even act like it requires endurance. The attack players never get tired. The defense doesn't get tired unless you have one guy who runs it up to clear it or pass on a break. The midfield has no requirement for anything other than 1-2 minutes or running because you have 2-3 complete lines. Yes, it requires speed on the part of midfielders, but not real endurance. In club soccer (and higher levels) after a certain age you play 90 minutes and subs are very limited. My son plays club soccer and lax and he has, by far, the most endurance on the lax team because of his soccer. Few of the lax players could ever play a soccer game at the same level that they do a lax one. They would puke and die.

Anonymous said...

Most lax players also play soccer

Anonymous said...

I feel lacrosse is a sport for people who cant play any other sport. I have noticed many kids at my school who are bad at football/basketball go play lacrosse.

Anonymous said...

Some people are good at different sports. If i told a football player to go play tennis is he going to be an allstar? No. And try sprinting at top speed using only a stick to get a ball inside a net with a goalie and having 6 other players checking, slashing, pushing and basically trying to beat the shit outta you. Lacrosse is far from a stupid sport and if your not interested, then dont watch it duh. Get educated on where it camefrom because the "genocide people" are still here

Anonymous said...

At least us "Pussies" don't need steroids to be good at our game, besides you probably played club and quit cause you got knocked on your ass.

Anonymous said...

Try stopping that shot

Anonymous said...

Says the one talking over a keyboard

Anonymous said...

Probably cause you have no athletic ability baseball is 10000x
Better than lax

Hobbes said...

Ok, let's get something straight. Lacrosse is for the people who didn't make the baseball team. That is literally why we brought lacrosse into this nation, there were too many people who couldn't play baseball, so we brought a sport that everyone can play into the nation. What do you do in lacrosse that requires skill? Here are some excuses I've seen:
"It's really physical," yeah sure, you can get hit, that happens in hockey, baseball (when a guy with cleats that have metal spikes on them slides into you trying to break up a double play, believe me, it hurts), football, etc. and it does hurt more in all those sports.
"You have to run a lot," what else is new in sports?
Take a real sport, baseball for example. It's 100x harder than lacrosse. First, you have to have incredible hand-eye coordination to catch, hit, and throw the ball. When you're hitting, the pitcher is throwing it 90 mph just inches away from you, and still you're expected to hit the ball with a maximum 3 in barrel bat. The pitcher's job is to try and get you out, and that's what they've spent their whole life on. Plus, it could be a ball or a strike, he could be throwing a curveball that darts away from you at a sharp angle. If you hit the ball 1/8 of an inch up or down on the ball you will pop-out or ground-out. Even if you do hit the ball right, it could be right at somebody, or the fielder could make an amazing play. And after all that, players still manage to get a hit 30% of the time. Now that requires skill.
-Someone with an actual brain

Anonymous said...

Yes lacrosse is physically demanding, but that doesn't mean that it isn't completely pointless. Just about all sports are pointless when you think about it but they're supposed to be entertaining. Lacrosse is extremely boring. At least other sports can accomplish things like making and supporting charities because they actually have a large enough and dedicated enough fan base to spend actual money on the sport. I honestly cannot grasp how this ended up being a "sport". It's about as entertaining as synchronized swimming.

Anonymous said...

Lacrosse will never be more popular then baseball. Baseball has been around for about half of America's existence and has stuck around for a reason. It's one of America's favorite sports. Lacrosse brings nothing new or revolutionary to the sports world so that x2 increase per year will decrease over the next few years.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Ok so what "sport" do you play? Ping pong? Dance? Umm well obviously you don't know one thing about lacrosse because it takes a lot of freaking skill to play this game. I have been playing lacrosse since literally the day I was born and I have put my heart and soul into this sport to get on to good teams and also be captain on my team and just for someone to tell me as well as others that it's a pointless and stupid sport than meet me at the field buddy I'll show what lacrosse it really about