Timing is Everything

Check out the following stories that could be headlines tomorrow if Rove didn't own the media:

Copter crash in Iraq kills 9
Report: No WMD in Iraq

Double ouch. On the same day. That is NOT good news for Bush. More helicopters down, and MORE evidence that Bush lied us into war and is indirectly responsible for the deaths of 9 more American soldiers?? NOT GOOD.

But wait! Rove found a headline to take the primary headline tomorrow! I told you not to think the ridiculous meter was near the top yet. Check out the headline in tomorrow's newspapers:

Bush to Unveil Mars Mission

I'm not joking.

And not to pat myself on the back for prescience, but how good was my previous post on think tank reports never seeing the light of day?